Ladies: Keep Track of Your “Number” With Pocket Slutometer
This link was given to me by a woman friend, who found it on Jezebel … who in turn found it on Nerd Approved.
It’s the pocket Slut-O-Meter (okay really it’s ‘Slutometer‘ in a pretty script font, but I like it my way best).
So since this thing pretty much doesn’t actually merit commentary of my own, I’m interested in contrasting the dry little paragraphs given to it by Jezebel and by Nerd Approved. After the jump…
Slut Machine (who I think is generally awesome) at Jezebel says:
I wish I had one of these back in 2005 when I lost count. It’s a Pocket Slutometer, a mini-device that helps you digitally keep track of her “number.”
Jeff Chenkus at Nerd Approved says:
For the girl who has everyone, this Pocket Slutometer wil help you keep score. For every conquest you achieve just hit the button. The counter will move up and the built in siren will announce it to the world. You have to appreciate that they give you three decimal places to keep count with. The only defect I find in this product is the fact that it has a reset button. Isn’t that sort of like a born again virgin? All the fun with none of the consequences just isn’t how things work.
Ah forget it. Do the linguistic and social analysis of the different gender positions yourself. I just want to point out one thing “it has a reset button” … wonder why she didn’t point that out on the Jezebel post. Seems like she might have liked that feature? No offense Slut Machine … I ? U 4Evar.
Bonus: you really should be watching Pot Psychology.
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