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This little item appeared on our radar this lunchtime. D-List fast food purveyor, Jack-In-The-Box has introduced Cheesy Macaroni Bites, which, according to the press release are “are easy to eat on the go and make great snacks or sides.”

Our field correspondent reports:

14:23:06: <TROLLERMOUS> dudes....
14:23:09: <TROLLERMOUS> i have
14:23:17: <TROLLERMOUS> i have deep fried
14:23:19: <TROLLERMOUS> i have deep fried mac
14:23:25: <TROLLERMOUS> i have deep fried mac and cheeeezzzzz
14:23:34: <TROLLERMOUS> IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW
14:26:50: >>> TROLLERMOUS drooooools on self
14:30:09: <TROLLERMOUS> IT'S SO DELICIOUS I CAN'T WRITE
14:30:23: <TROLLERMOUS> i will.....but....i can't
14:30:37: >>> TROLLERMOUS rolls self towards more fried cheesy bites

At this time we are unable to determine whether this product compares favorably to a upper midwestern state fair staple, deep fried mac-n-cheese ON A STICK. We await the full report from TROLLERMOUS.

via Fast Food Critic.

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